complaining about dads
complaining about dads
ok so i made a mashup
im sorry if this has already been done but everyone makes mashups with radioactive so pls dont kill me i actually made this myself thank
MY JAW JUST DROPPED
[MUFFLED CRYING AND CRAMPING PLAYING IN THE DISTANCE]
On this Remembrance Day it is fitting to recall the grim reality of war for most soldiers. One of the most poignant letters from the Western Front is from Indar Singh, a cavalryman writing in 1915 from France. His letter is one of reconciliation and resignation of his fate.
"I am off…
i cant even make it past the table of contents im laughing too hard
What book is this? I must have this because of reasons?
friends don’t let friends bang cows
for a second i thought that was the title
but no the title is actually “zeus grants stupid wishes: a no-bullshit guide to mythology” as you can find out if you click on the pics and see the subtitle to the first pic! also i just found out
it’s on amazon for kindle
S C O R E
well- I know what I’m asking for-for Christmas. :D
…..”United States of American”
"Narcissus Probably Should Have Just Learned To Masturbate"
I NEED IT.
This book is waiting for me at the library. So excited!
I need this book.
I just bought the kindle version of it
Oh my god. Here is an excerpt:
So one night Uranus is about to get busy with Gaia again, I guess so he can father another baby and then stuff it back into her.
But Instead of getting sex he gets a SURPRISE PENISECTOMY
Cronus all jumping out from behind a rock like “HAHA, GOT YOUR DICK, DAD”
Which is something no son should ever have to say to his father.
Then Uranus’s dick falls into the ocean
and makes a whole ton of foam
and this is where Aphrodite comes from eventually
from dick foam.
You know that paining with her standing on the shell with all the angels and stuff?
All of it.
THIS IS THE FIRST FUCKING CHAPTER OH MY GOD I AM GOING TO DIE FROM LAUGHTER
Matt, if you’re reading this, get me this book for Hanukkah.
Shingeki no Kyojin
↳Chibi Heichou vs Actual Heichou for fudayk
I’m gonna prove my mom wrong.
Mom, you were WAY wrong.
Why are there so little reblogs?
What do you mean, a fictional book series or movie? There have been countless that have made a difference in my life.
lets seee…….HARRY FREAKING POTTER!!!!
Eren x Rivaille Pepero day comic ^p^
Amazing, best movie of the year.
You guys have to watch it, to see when Thor and Loki work together, when Thor cry because of Loki’s death. Gosh, it’s amazing movie. I’ll watch it again on Sunday T^T
*watches THOR 2*
i love you.
I already watch Thor : The Dark World.
ahhhhhhhhhh~ I love new fandral too.
and loki….you are SUPER CUTE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I can’t handle my feelings right now o<-<
"How To Survive Thor: The Dark World For Thorkians."
-Take the clue from the master of mischief himself: just take the ride as it is, not as you expected it to be. The 2nd time around it got better, I promise.
- They had to make it fit to the general/neutral/pro-hetero audience who seemed to enjoy themselves. Good side: more $ flow into making Thor 3. More exposure to the verse and our beloved characters. Think of it as an expansion for the long term goal (Loki conquering Midgard and Asgard).
- Remember, there are those moments that are the tests for us to READ THE SUBTEXT. Some important messages are hidden in somewhat simple line (****SPOILER ALERT*** skip this part if you haven’t seen the movie. Loki!Odin mentioned Loki as “a son” even if in THOR2 comic Odin has already disowned him. That scene spoke of his wishful thinking and he also played it on Thor’s wishful thinking to be with Jane.)//ends spoiler
- Thorki subtext. Remember the subtext. Or not subtext. They will prevail. They always have and always will.
- Yes it hurts to see this thrown in our faces on the big 3D IMAX screen, but mainstream doesn’t mean it will last forever. Take it like Loki did. Take it like a Jotun crown prince!
- Filler, filler and filler. Fill it in on your head; that’s your mission. Write fics, make art, spread the words. Lol!
- Be a Thorkian and proud \m/
If you feel traumatized by this movie, know that you’re not alone. This is a temporary test.
Last but not least, HAIL KING LOKI!!!!
* written after my 2nd round and I felt it got better when I put my expectation/disappointment aside.
Pretty much sums up everyone’s feelings on this anime/manga